[Picture: Background: 8 piece pie style color split with red and teal alternating. Foreground: White guy with glasses and light shadow wearing a sweat shirt over a button down and short black hair. Has a smug, arrogant facial expression and crossed arms.
Top text: “You’ll start wanting kids” Bottom text: “Once your biological clock starts ticking and your maternal instincts kick in”]
Don’t you know? Maternal instincts are just science! -.-
mom. “i was the same way at your age until i had you” COOL STORY BRO
the next person who tells me this is gonna get their block knocked off
NO. JUST FUCKING NO. OMG.
(Source: , via ihaveaheadache)