May 17, 2011
ihaveaheadachebro:

miscellaneoushaberdashery:

fyeahpdp:

[Picture: Background: 8 piece pie style color split with red and teal alternating. Foreground: White guy with glasses and light shadow wearing a sweat shirt over a button down and short black hair. Has a smug, arrogant facial expression and crossed arms. Top text: “You’ll start wanting kids” Bottom text: “Once your biological clock starts ticking and your maternal instincts kick in”]
Don’t you know? Maternal instincts are just science! -.-

Yeah no.

mom. “i was the same way at your age until i had you” COOL STORY BRO
the next person who tells me this is gonna get their block knocked off

NO. JUST FUCKING NO. OMG.

ihaveaheadachebro:

miscellaneoushaberdashery:

fyeahpdp:

[Picture: Background: 8 piece pie style color split with red and teal alternating. Foreground: White guy with glasses and light shadow wearing a sweat shirt over a button down and short black hair. Has a smug, arrogant facial expression and crossed arms. 
Top text: “You’ll start wanting kids” Bottom text: “Once your biological clock starts ticking and your maternal instincts kick in”]

Don’t you know? Maternal instincts are just science! -.-

Yeah no.

mom. “i was the same way at your age until i had you” COOL STORY BRO

the next person who tells me this is gonna get their block knocked off

NO. JUST FUCKING NO. OMG.

(Source: , via ihaveaheadache)

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  3. redheadthoroughbred reblogged this from supersandys-space and added:
    When I was eleven, I took my maternal instinct out back and shot it in the head.
  4. amarki reblogged this from cammyinabox and added:
    Grrr
  5. supersandys-space reblogged this from cammyinabox and added:
    Bitch, I’m 27. My clock’s been ticking for YEARS. I choose to ignore it. Having kids would really cut into my...
  6. jadelyn reblogged this from cammyinabox and added:
    I had this douchebag roommate (coed on-campus assigned housing) tell me this once. I was like, wtf, you don’t even know...
  7. cammyinabox reblogged this from ihaveaheadache and added:
    NO. JUST FUCKING NO. OMG.
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    Having a crying baby rip out of my vagina after 9 months of misery sounds like the least desirable experience in the...
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    my mom every day of my life YEAH NO
  11. girlargueswithtree reblogged this from ihaveaheadache and added:
    I don’t have maternal instincts. One of my campers last sumner got her hand smashed in the door and I just stared at her...
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    My grandpa tells me this about both having kids and being married. I want NEITHER, I won’t change my mind, I DO NOT...
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